Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Shame - the story of my life.
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