He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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