i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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