lets start a swedish sibling band together
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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