And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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