I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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