what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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