I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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