i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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