let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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