Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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