Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
