no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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