I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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