Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you win again, gameday.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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