Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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