Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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