He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
there is glitter all over my balls
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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