I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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