you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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