Who wears a wallet chain?!
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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