i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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