Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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