Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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