none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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