You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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