I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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