i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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