Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
