the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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