We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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