Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
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