I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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