love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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