I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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