Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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