escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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