party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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