letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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