Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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