Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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