We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
false alarm, still single
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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