why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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