Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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