how can u be prego again
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
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