No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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