Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Randomize
