Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
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