i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
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