literally had 100 drinks last night.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
ugly people sure do ruin things
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
