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(770): View more from Georgia

I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti

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(252): View more from North Carolina

I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone

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(801): View more from Utah

When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?

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(701): View more from North Dakota

After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.

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