party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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