I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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