The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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