She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
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