He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
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