Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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