I think I just saw someone hide a body.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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