You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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